OH YEA-HUM! its 2005 ! TIME TO GET YOU'RE GROOOVE ON WITH THE MONKEY-MAN!!!!
Freinds and aquantances of Jeff Monkman LISTEN UP!: You don't want to miss this. [nor anyone else for that matter...]
The party of the year is comming:
A rented private venue...
tonnes of BOOZOHOL...
A Tarbender and place to keep your Baggage...
possible athletic entertainment for the bold and...
An all night party that will definatley hit INSANE on the fun meter
A Rock em Sock em night of
Live PA with DJs [not Djs with PAs]
Merch and memorable keepsakes are being sold by his royal Jeffness to recoup the costs of this extravaganza, [yeah that's right he's tossing HEAPS of cash at this, so you're out of excuses as to why you shouldn't be there, time to sweat beer!]
This party will leave you sayin:
"I lost my self respect at MONKMANIA 2005!"
Follow the white rabbit to find out what's in store.... CRAZY!